I'm sorry I just thought of a thing

  • Ned: *goes off to fight in Robert's Rebellion*
  • Ned: *comes home with baby Jon*
  • Ned: can we keep him?
  • Cat: ...
  • Ned: *goes off to fight in the Greyjoy Rebellion*
  • Ned: *comes home with nine-year-old Theon*
  • Ned: can we keep him?
  • Cat: at least it's not your kid this time
  • Ned: *goes off to execute criminal*
  • Ned: *comes home with six direwolf puppies*
  • Ned: Can we keep them?
  • Cat: for fuck's sake, Eddard.